<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <!-- HTML Codes by Quackit.com --> <title> </title> <Center><p style="text-shadow:10px 0px 0 rgba(253,255,224,1);font-weight:normal;color:#150EE8;background-color:#FF0000;border: 11px solid #0DFF2D;letter-spacing:6pt;word-spacing:5pt;font-size:42px;text-align:center;font-family:comic sans, comic sans ms, cursive, verdana, arial, sans-serif;line-height:1;margin:0px;padding:0px;">AUGUST fifteenth, TWEntY fiFTEEN!!!!</p> <p style="font-weight:normal;color:#000000;background-color:#FFFFFF;letter-spacing:4pt;word-spacing:8pt;font-size:44px;text-align:left;font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:2;"><small>hi matt</small> how are you? [[bretty goob!!!|Good]] [[not so great|Notgood]]</p> <iframe width="0" height="0" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/DCxgR1libFs?rel=0&amp;controls=0&amp;showinfo=0&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"> <style type="text/css"> body {background-color:ffffff;background-image:url(https://31.media.tumblr.com/43794d647b4e81b7614b36d33bac9f86/tumblr_nlr2z7ZaPc1u8lc5ko1_400.gif);background-repeat:repeat;background-position:top left;background-attachment:fixed;} h1{font-family:Cursive;letter-spacing:3px;color:000000;} p {font-family:Cursive;font-size:14px;font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;color:000000;} </style> </head> <body> <h1></h1> <p></p> </body> </html> well you should feel that way broh [[why's that?|why]]what's the matter? [[kate, i've been with you a year too long|toolong]] [[well, since we're married now...|marriednow]] [[i have 2 fart|fart]]well my dear we have been together for a year [[*kick rock* yeah...|kickrock]] [[it's been the best year of my life|bestyear]]ha ha, Very Funny hasn't it been the best year? [[those randomly capitalized words sound vaguely threatening|threat]] [[you're absolutely right, sweetie|pander]]nice. but there's someone else. [[wHAT THE fucOK??????????|and]]<Center><h1>*disgusting*</h1> i am replacing you with another man [[WHAt the FUCIK|and]]</center><center><h5>fuck why are you even on this page i ahvent slept yet im two cups of coffee the size of my head in ive been messing with this thing for hours u r literalyl behind the scenes right now</h5> <img src="https://38.media.tumblr.com/686c220761a89730086b772032a19029/tumblr_n5fac334sc1tafeoto1_500.gif" width="700"> [[GET OUT|Start]]good answer, but your pandering tone pissed me off. <strong>U DED. TRY AGAIN</strong><center style="padding:1em; border: 1px solid white; backgroud:white;">what the fuck? where did you find that rock anyway? oh well good find, dickwad <strong>UR GOING iNTO ORBIT, U stupid MUTT. TRY AgaIN.</strong></center> <iframe frameborder="0" height="100%" width="100%" src="https://youtube.com/embed/OGbhJjXl9Rk?autoplay=1&controls=0&showinfo=0&autohide=1"> it's been the best year of my life, too! what was your favorite time? [[fuck. uhh...|uhhh]]that's okay, sweetheart. i wouldn't pressure you to *isolate a single moment* in this veritable *sea of amazing moments* that we have shared with each other *over the past 365 days and longer*. phew! that is a long time, huh? remember the first movie we saw in theatres? [[um.. yeah. it was american sniper|lmao]] [[um.. yeah. it was captain america, the winter soldier|lmao]] [[um.. yeah. it was divergent|lmao]] [[um.. yeah. it was gone girl|lmao]] [[um.. yeah. it was the giver|nice]] [[um.. yeah. it was the interview|lmao]]<center>are you shitting me <strong>YOU'RE DEAd, kiDDO. YOURE IN hell NOW> TRY AGAIN.</strong> <iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YVEY24ieq08?rel=0&amp;controls=0&amp;showinfo=0&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>yeah, it was pretty shitty compared to the book, wasn't it? but time spent with you is never time wasted. hey, matt. [[yeah?|yeah?]] i gotta ask you a question. [[*oh, god.* what is it?|what?]]will... [[...|...]] you... ... ... [[*kate*|kate]] ...do me a favor? [[(´・ω・`)|ofcourse]]<center><h1>eat my entire ass!!!! haahahahaa!</h1> i love you!!! but seriously !! come on!! what did you think i was gonna askk!! HAHAHAHHAAHA !!!!!! you have been C O A X E D into a /highly elaborate/ *snafu* [[( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)|( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)]]<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <!-- HTML Codes by Quackit.com --> <title> i luv u</title> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"> <style type="text/css"> body {background-color:ffffff;background-image:url(https://33.media.tumblr.com/c80fc3fdb6ad7daf1d74a2cd31c57a09/tumblr_no43w7Piqw1uqr9h0o1_1280.gif);background-repeat:no-repeat;background-position:center center;background-attachment:fixed;background-size:cover;} h1{font-family:Cursive;color:000000;} p {font-family:Cursive;font-size:14px;font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;color:000000;} </style> <p style="font-weight:normal;font-variant:small-caps;color:#4D4D4D;background-color:#FFFFFF;border: 20px ridge #FFD9D9;letter-spacing:2pt;word-spacing:6pt;font-size:24px;text-align:center;font-family:helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:2;">hoo boy i love you. i love you so much. stay with me forever. let's fuck shit up together forever. let's stay together millenniums after the sun swallows up the earth. let's roll around in the abyss together. let's eat taco bell in hell. i love you so much. you are the most wonderful person i have ever had the privilege of meeting and i am so happy to have a love like yours. kate and matt 100 years. forever kate and matt. i mean matt and kate. +8 million dollars. happy anniversary. (っ˘<font color=pink>з</font>(˘⌣˘ )</p> <iframe width="0" height="0" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/DnJpGc0kByk?controls=0&amp;showinfo=0&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> </head> <body> <h1></h1> <p></p> </body> </html> <center> <iframe width="953" height="580" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/enMReCEcHiM?controls=0&amp;showinfo=0&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <b><h9><center style="padding:1em; border: 1px solid white; background: pink;"> U have been replaced by john cena. [[TRY AGAIN|Start]]</h9></b> </center> <!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <!-- HTML Codes by Quackit.com --> <title> </title> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"> <style type="text/css"> body {background-color:ffffff;background-image:url(https://41.media.tumblr.com/e5a42bad665f1db7caa115f9f4bdf5bf/tumblr_nt3oj0R1cO1ry9grso2_1280.jpg);background-repeat:repeat;background-position:top left;background-attachment:fixed;} h1{font-family:Cursive;letter-spacing:3px;color:000000;} p {font-family:Cursive;font-size:14px;font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;color:000000;} </style> </head> <body> <h1></h1> <p></p> </body> </html>